Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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