So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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