You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I don't deserve a penis
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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