Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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