i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
