somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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