You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
This is my gift to your gina
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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