It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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