Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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