hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You can make out without kissing
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