pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
North Korea, Best Korea!
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Congratulations! We have a period
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