so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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