i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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