i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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