everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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