We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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