so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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