she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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