They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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