I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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Oh Jesus.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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