You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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