The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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