Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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