He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I am available for nakedness
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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