i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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