And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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