I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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