I just made out with a guy for $7.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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