Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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