i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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