the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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