I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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