whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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