Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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