just tell him i said nine months
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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