I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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