Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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