you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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