Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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