Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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