Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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