I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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