is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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