As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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