Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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