you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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