O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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