i just google imaged poop.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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