I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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