That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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