Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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